When you’ve gotta go rescue your eldest brother…
Red Hood: Well, I guess that settles that! I mean, it’s not like we can just waltz into enemy territory and… Well, I certainly can’t.
Robin: Can’t? Or won’t?
Red Hood: Both, either, all! They’d shoot me on sight, Little D.
Red Hood: And if you want Big D so damn bad, you can go get him your–
* sound of Batmobile tires screeching *
Red Hood: Huh. I didn’t think he’d actually do it.
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Really, Jay? You thought Dami was beyond doing something like that?
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Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Hey, Timmy. Wanna do yoga with me?
Tim: *yawwwwns*
Tim: Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that.
When you’ve known each other all too well for far too long…
Dick: I regret not saying “yes"when you asked me to marry you.
Barbara: Well, it just wasn’t the right time.
Dick: Yeah.
Barbara: And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.
Dick: What?
Barbara: I know that face. That’s your “propose face”.
Contemplating what to add to the family’s home entertainment system be like…
Tim: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Dick.
Dick: Uh, Xbox One.
Tim: Steph.
Steph: Huh?
Tim: Jason.
Jason: PS4.
Tim: Babs.
Barbara: Both great.
Tim: Bruce.
Bruce: I like the Wii.
Tim: Thanks, Grandpa.
True facts about your eldest brother be like…
Jason [about Dick]: He has a very sensitive butt.
Tim and Damian:
Jason: Well, it’s true. I once saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it all up.
Infiltrating a top secret government facility…
Red Hood: Why are you sitting in the stairwell?
Robin: Grayson told me to stay.
Red Hood: Oh.
Red Hood: *pats his head* Well, good boy.
On a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, with dwindling food rations…
Wally: Sorry I ate so much food.
Dick: Yeah, that was a pretty dick move.
Dick: Superman is my spirit guide.
Jason: Did you say man-crush?
Dick: No. I’m pretty sure it was “shut up”.
Nightwing: *brooding atop a gargoyle in the pouring rain*
Red Hood: How can you not be happy? You’re tall, hunky, and famous.
Red Hood: Oh, crap. I’m jealous of Dick.
You’re all those things, too, Jay. (Well, except maybe that last part’s for different reasons.)
When your youngest brother’s still in the middle of ranting and/or threatening your lives but you just can’t help yourself…
Jason: *snickers*
Dick: *glares*
Tim: *glares*
Damian: *GLARES*
Jason: What? He’s so tiny. It’s funny when he’s mad.
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