Jason [to Dick]: Hey, look at that. You’ve got a Wally, I’ve got a Roy. Maybe we should take them to the park and let them run around together.
Oh, and Tim’s got a Conner and Damian’s got a Jon.
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When your teenaged brother starts dating…
Damian: I broke up with her.
Dick: Wha- Why?
Damian: She said she didn’t want to see me anymore, and I found that insulting.
Dick: Well, I can’t eat like a ten-year-old all the time –
Wally: *gasps*
Wally: You’re dating somebody! Who is it?
Or maybe he just realized that a steady diet of Frosted Flakes and Cocoa Puffs isn’t enough for a grown man anymore?
Marital trouble be like…
Wally [about Linda]: Why would she keep something from me?
Dick: *pats his back*
Wally: I shared my body with that woman.
Wally: And my Netflix password.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Dick: Does that help?
Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.
Downtime at the Titans Tower…
Wally: *swirling wine in a glass*
Wally: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Dick: I’m sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
Dick and Jason: *watching Damian yell angrily at Bruce*
Dick: You know what we should do?
Jason: Go out and get vasectomies so that this doesn’t happen to us?
When you feel like the third wheel in your own marriage…
Linda: Wally, you’re grown men. You and Dick don’t have to do everything together.
Wally: I know, that’s why I’m spending tonight with you.
Best buddies can be tough competition, Lin.
When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…
Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*
Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*
Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*
Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!
Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!
Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
When your brother begs you to go birthday gift shopping for your other brother with him…
Dick: *grins* Wow, you really do love Tim.
Jason: I do.
Jason: Now, let’s find the kind of gift that makes him feel small and worthless.
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