Throwing a Titans party at the Manor while Batman’s away on a mission be like…
Jason: *enters through the front door, exhausted from patrol, and hangs his leather jacket on the coat rack*
Music: *blaring*
Lights: *strobing*
Dick: Oh, I’m so glad you made it! I’m running out of body parts to entertain people with!
Jason:
Jason: *confiscates Dick’s mojito and pours it on a potted plant*
Dick: *lectures Jason*
Jason: Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over your loud shirt.
Nightwing: *admiring his own reflection on the window* An old lady in a limo once told me that I could be a model.
Red Robin: *hacking into the mainframe* I know, Dick. I stopped you from getting into that limo.
When your older brother crashes at your Nest after patrol…
Tim: *typing up a report on a case at 3 AM*
Dick: *comes out of the bedroom* I can’t sleep.
Tim: *sighs* What do you want me to about it?
Dick: *yawns* Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty.
Nightwing: *dismantling power-dampening wristbands on Starfire*
Nightwing: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?
Starfire: Whew! Well, thank Zal you’ve been arrested so many times.
Nightwing: *smirks* Arrested?
Jason: *sees a big mound of clothing on the floor*
Jason:
Jason: Are you wearing a cover-up?
Dick: *muffled* I have a pimple. Go away!
Red Hood: Look, don’t judge me…
Red Hood: *eyes Nightwing from head to toe*
Red Hood: Not that you could in that.
You’re one to talk, Mr. Pill Helmet.
Dick: When are you gonna take time to be a kid?
Damian: In my mid-20’s, like you.
Dick: I’d ask Bruce to ground you for that, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to play with.
Nightwing: You know, some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Batman: Hn. Some people appreciate Crocs.
Ha! Who’s got a sense of humor now, Dick?
When your best friend talks a-mile-a-minute…
Dick: Wally, I don’t care what weird stuff you’re into! I just need your advice.
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