Tag: dick grayson

Nightwing: *smirks*

Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*

Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*

Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*

Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?

When your brothers want to take you on a camping trip but you’d much rather stay in Gotham City to work on a case…

Dick: *deciding on which bug sprays and skin care products to bring*

Jason: *loading tents, duffel bags, and sleeping bags into the SUV*

Damian: *asking Alfred to pack some pet food just in case they encounter some animals*

Duke: *taking pre-trip photos and videos*

Tim [on Duke’s Snaptchat]: *pale from sleep deprivation and possibly dehydrated from too much caffeine* I don’t understand why you guys can’t go without me and just Photoshop me in. 

Like Batman, like middle child.

When you’re not really fond of entertaining guests at your safe house (including brothers who come by unannounced after patrol)…

Dick: *stomach grumbles*

Dick: *opens the refrigerator* 

Jason: This is a food-free household, and you need to lose a little weight, so this is really a win-win.