“Batman and Robin #23” (2009)…
Bruce [about Jason]: I should go talk to him.
Dick: Isn’t prison punishment enough?
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Dick: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about Bruce.
Jason: Do you really want to talk about him or do you just feel obligated to? Because you’re not. We’re cool.
Jason: You think when we have kids of our own, we’re gonna mess them up? You ever think about that?
Jason: Dick.
Dick: Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about what kids of yours would be like.
Jason: Oh, what? Just attractive and intelligent, and just overall awesome.
Dick: So, they’ll take after your wife.
Oracle [Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin]: *on the Comm Link* Just soak some hot towels in household vinegar. Apply the compress for twenty minutes, two to four times a day. You’ll all be fine by next week, although you’ll all still be idiots.
Nightwing: You’d make a great older brother.
Nightwing: Sometimes you have to meet family halfway, even if you don’t know where they’re coming from.
Red Hood: *overheard from across the hall* Yeah, Bruce.
Any member of the Batfamily: This team has compromised me in ways that I never even knew existed!
Guess who won the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissiors battle to not take care of a flu-ridden Batman on patrol night (while Alfred’s on vacation)…
Dick: *hurriedly changing into his Nightwing suit*
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: I survived Bruce for over 75 years. You guys can handle him for one itty bitty night.
At a Batfamily pre-mission pep talk…
Nightwing: The point is we need to be there for our family.
Spoiler: I couldn’t agree more. FYI, Jason’s gone.
Tim: *sobbing in front of the Batcomputer*
Dick: It’s obvious what we have to do.
Jason: Yeah. Teach him to cry in the shower like a normal person.
Asking your brother to be one of the Best Men at your wedding be like…
Jason [to Dick/Tim/Damian]: So, I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.
Assuming Tim and Damian ever reach adulthood in the mainstream DC continuity, that is.
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