Mission on a luxury liner…
Nightwing: *tries on a skipper hat* I’ve never been a captain before.
Red Hood: I have. I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty.
Nightwing: Oh, you mean on that mission with Arsenal? Jet skis only hold two people, Jay.
Red Hood: Exactly. I saved half the crew.
Roy’s fine, by the way. Still just very, very pissed at Jason.
Damian: What’s wrong, Grayson?
Dick: There’s this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Damian: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Because Damian is a grumpy man trapped in a child’s body.
At the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*
Nightwing: *sighs wearily*
Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?
Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.
Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.
Tim [about Damian]: He really doesn’t like me.
Dick: *sighs* He doesn’t. But he didn’t have to say it to your face.
Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Tim and Damian: *throwing threats at each other*
Dick and Jason: *watching from the couch, eating popcorn*
Dick: Jay, who would you choose? Timmy or Dami?
Jason: It’s none of our business. Tim.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Damian: Drake, what’s your middle name?
Tim: “Danger”.
Dick: Something with a ‘J’…
Jason: It’s “Jackson”. Wow, I’m so sad I know that.
Nightwing: Can I ask you a question?
Oracle: No.
Nightwing: This is a business question. It’s nothing personal. I promise.
Oracle: Fine.
Nightwing: Are you wearing new perfume today?
Oracle: How is that a business question?
Nightwing: Well, you’re wearing it at the Batcave. And, it’s… I’m sorry, no offense, but it’s really sexy.
Oracle: Please don’t smell me, Dick.
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