Family Patrol Night…
Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!
Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!
Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!
Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*
Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
When you start dating this intriguing and mysterious person and ask when you can meet their family…
Member of the Batfamily: You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you.
Bruce and Dick: *arguing in the Batcave*
Tim [to Alfred]: Is it weird that I find the sound of their bickering comforting?
Because bickering means on speaking terms, safe for now, still alive.
Dick: Jay, I’ve got something I want to run by you. Something personal –
Jason: I say go for it, brother. Shave that back.
Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
Or fearing for your life?
Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
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Or fearing for your life?
Post-patrol…
Alfred: Master Richard, your jaw could be broken.
Nightwing: It’s not broken, Alf. I’ve been punched before.
Red Hood: *smirks* Ex-girlfriends don’t count.
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