Sparring session at the Batcave…

Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*

Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*

Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*

Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.

Damian: That is correct.

Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.


He’s still a growing boy.

Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…

Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*

Dick: They’ve been in there a while.

Jason: Yep.

Dick: Can’t be good.

Jason: Nope.

Dick: Think they’re talking about me?

Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.

Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.

When your tiny brother’s a big bully…

Damian: *sneering*

Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.

Tim: You should just do it.


Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?

Mission briefing…

Nightwing: Alright. Any questions?

Supergirl: *raises a hand*

Nightwing: *sighs* Yes, Kara?

Supergirl: You need to know something. No, you deserve to know something.

Supergirl: I am objectifying you right now.

On how he plans to celebrate Father’s Day…

Bruce: My sons are going to make me breakfast in bed. 

Bruce: Well, actually, Alfred’s going to make the breakfast and I’m going to get in bed, but they’re going to bring it to me.