Damian: Damian Wayne does not lose battles.
Damian: He wins them.
Damian: Or he quits them because they are unfair.
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Therapy session with Dinah…
Jason: I tried to talk to Damian and be his friend…
Jason: … but that is like trying to be friends with an evil cockroach.
Robin [as Nightwing]: You noobs are so desperate to impress Batman. Why? He’s weak.
Blue Beetle: If your papa’s weak, what’s that make you?
Robin: *scoffs* I take after my mother.
Blue Beetle: I’ll teach this mocoso a lesson. Hope I never have a kid like you.
Robin: I was the perfect child. Batman just wasn’t fit to be my father.
From: INJUSTICE 2 (Story Mode)
When you’ve gotta go rescue your eldest brother…
Red Hood: Well, I guess that settles that! I mean, it’s not like we can just waltz into enemy territory and… Well, I certainly can’t.
Robin: Can’t? Or won’t?
Red Hood: Both, either, all! They’d shoot me on sight, Little D.
Red Hood: And if you want Big D so damn bad, you can go get him your–
* sound of Batmobile tires screeching *
Red Hood: Huh. I didn’t think he’d actually do it.
—
Really, Jay? You thought Dami was beyond doing something like that?
Stranded in a swamp…
Red Robin: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Red Hood: Gee, I don’t know, Tim. Maybe deep down, I’m afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction.
Red Robin: The…?
Red Hood: Physically unchanged for 100 million years, because it’s the perfect killing machine – a half-ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we’re surrounded, those snake-eyes are watching from the shadows, waiting for the night –
Nightwing: ♪ Waiting for the night! ♪
Robin: Damn it, Grayson!
Nightwing: ♪ Ooh-hoo! ♪
Red Hood: Keep your voice down!
Nightwing: Why?! Crocodiles don’t have ears!
Red Hood: They absolutely have ears, dickhead!
Red Hood: Oh, come on, how long are you guys gonna stay mad at me?
Red Robin: What, for getting us all arrested for smuggling weapons into Blüdhaven?
Robin: Probably the rest of our damn lives.
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
Being chased by parademons on Apokolips…
Robin: Todd, do something!
Red Hood: Sure thing, Brat… Oh wait, I can’t, because I left my lightsaber in my other space-pants!
In which Damian’s dimples still distract me.
When the mission gone awry and Red Robin’s going into anaphylactic shock.
Robin: Tapes! We have to find and destroy the tapes! There must be some sort of recording device somewhere and –
Robin: Why are you still standing there? Go!
Nightwing: But what about Tim??
Robin: I’ll buy you a new one!
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