After Damian introduces Maya to the Teen Titans…
Maya: With friends like that, eh?
Damian: Huh?
Maya: Your friends.
Damian: Oh, they’re not really my friends. We just work together.
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Jason: I am the target.
Jason: I am the target.
Tim: Ugh!
*zooms out to Jason zeroing in on a dart board, while everyone else becomes impatient waiting*
Damian: Then go already! Bag with which one douches!
Jason: I’m sorry, what’s that?
Tim: Miss it.
Jason: I can’t hear you –
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Dick: Alright!
Jason: – over the sound –
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Tim: Come on!
Dick: Really?
Jason: – of my deafening awesomeness!
Jason: *bull’s eye shot*
Everybody else: *groans*
Sorting stacks of old case files at the Batcave…
Dick: You know I think we’re making some real progress.
Tim: Where, in opposite world? We’re never gonna finish all this!
Damian: We could if certain people would help. -Tt-
Jason: *standing behind stacks of cardboard boxes* I’m sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Investigating missing Wayne Tech money (that Jason was accused of spending)…
Dick: Yep, see here? Jack from HR just stole 50,000 from Jason’s acount. Must have been doing it all along.
Jason: Apology accepted. Ass douche.
Dick: Hey!
Jason: What?
Damian: *points a katana at Jason* Call him that again.
Jason: Make me!
Tim: What?
Jason: What? Bruce, do you see this? This is a hostile work environment!
Tim: I hate all of you so much.
Damian: No one cares, Drake. You’re only here to round out the numbers.
In the middle of a jungle mission. Both of Tim’s legs are broken.
Damian: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Jason: We have to. Tim, I’m sorry –
Tim: No, you’re not.
Jason: I am, actually, which whatever, but –
Damian: *cocks and aims a gun at Jason* We are not leaving Drake!
Jason: What do you even think you’re doing?
Damian: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Jason and Tim: *look at each other*
Jason and Tim: *laugh hysterically*
Jason: Oh my goodness! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, little D, I think we needed that.
Tim: We did. We really did.
In the middle of a jungle mission and both of Tim’s legs are broken…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Tim, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims one of Jason’s guns at him* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: What do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh my goodness! *wiping tears from his eyes* Okay. Thanks, little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his belly and sighing blissfully* We did. We really did.
Mission in the jungle. Red Robin’s bewildered. Robin’s pissed.
Red Hood: … because nobody made you two come here! I didn’t put a gun to your heads –
* Flashback to Jason holding two guns and entering Tim and Damian’s bedroom at the Manor *
Red Hood: – I mean, not literally to your heads.
Dick [to Bruce]: Look, I think maybe Jason’s just been trying too hard.
Damian: *scoffs*
Dick: Serious! I mean, sad as it is, deep down he just wants your approval, and lately you’ve been putting so much pressure on him.
Dick [to Bruce]: Look, I think maybe Jason’s just been trying too hard.
Damian: *scoffs*
Dick: Serious! I mean, sad as it is, deep down he just wants your approval, and lately you’ve been putting so much pressure on him.
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