Dick: How long were we asleep?
Damian: Just long enough for me to squeeze in a quick work out.
Damian:
So, like, three hours.
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Jason [to Damian]: So you choose your father over me, your brother who hates you?
Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit reply all like some idiot on an brunch thread.
Jason [to Damian]: So you choose your father over me, your brother who hates you?
Tim: I only stumbled across it because I’m such an amazing detective.
Damian: Who accidentally hit “Reply All” like some idiot on a brunch thread.
Jason trying to trick Tim into lending him money…
Jason: Dick needs the money.
Tim: For what?
Jason: Uhmm, for butt reduction surgery.
Damian: Smart. That’s a real problem area for Grayson.
Jason: How about this? I’ll work off my debt to each of you. I’ll do anything you want. How does that sound?
Tim: Anything?
Jason: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?
Dick: No, that was definitely creepy.
Damian: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.
After Red Hood accidentally falls off a roof while in pursuit of a suspect and screams “Dad!” at Batman…
Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Red Hood?
Jason: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Dick: Hey! Show Batdad some respect.
Jason: I didn’t call him “dad”.
Bruce: No, no. Nightwing, I take it as a compliment.
Tim: It’s not a big deal. I called Spoiler “mom” once and she’s my girlfriend.
Jason: Guys, jump on that. Red Robin has psycho-sexual issues.
Danian: Old news. But you calling Father “daddy”.
Jason: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here.
Suspect: *in handcuffs* Well, you did call him “dad”, dude.
Jason: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the “daddy” thing, that happened.
Jason: Aha! He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Bruce: I believed you –
Jason: Thank you.
Bruce: – son.
Bruce: You want to talk about it later over patrol?
Jason: I’d like that.
The Batboys discussing how to save Batman, who’s being held captive by Bane…
Red Hood: Don’t worry about me, I’m –
Nightwing: – not going on another stupid rampage!
Red Hood: Well, maybe a limited rampage.
Nightwing: No!
Red Hood: Modified limited rampage?
Red Robin: *runs hand through face in frustration* Jason.
Robin: *strapping on a variety of weapons and explosives on his body*
Robin: Don’t worry about our methods.
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