While Thomas Wayne, the Flashpoint Batman, is visiting his son Bruce, the current Batman…
* Jason and Tim are both clutching a live grenade with the pin missing *
Dick: Grandpa, we have to call the League!
Thomas: No! No Justice League! *grabs and throws away Dick’s earpiece*
Thomas: There’s no reason to panic.
Damian Yes, there is! You gave Todd a live grenade and he’s a total idiot!
Jason: He’s right, I am!
When you’re trying to turn over a new leaf but your brothers miss the “chaotic-but-fun” you…
Jason: What is that?
Tim: *wiggles his eyebrows* Looks like a fuse.
Jason: All right, what exactly are you planning?
Dick: We’re planning to get you back. We want our brother back, the way he used to be.
Damian: Todd, we are well aware of how much you used to like fire, explosions…
Damian: *hands Jason a lighter*
Jason: *stares at it*
Jason: Nice try. That was a long time ago.
Tim: Really?
Jason:
Jason: *looks at the fuse again*
Jason: So, where does this go?
Dick: Well, I suppose you could find out by crawling over the fence and following the fuse. Or you could find out… *grinning* the Jason way.
Tim: We’re sure that you’ll make the right decision.
Jason: Guys, I’m telling you. Things are different now! I’m an adult, I have responsibilities. I’m just not a sixteen-year-old maniac anymore who –
Jason: *hears a click, then sees that his hand has already flicked the lighter on and is holding it to the fuse*
Jason: Huh. Interesting.
Torn apart furniture. Food and some sort of ink (or is that blood?) smeared all over the walls and carpets. A scorched living room ceiling. Tim tries to explain what happened to a visiting Conner…
Tim: It would take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I’ll just simplify.
Tim: *points at Damian* “Dynamite”.
Tim: *points at Jason* “Kid with matches”.
Damian [to Jon]: You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point it stops.
Did you even have one, Dami?
Conner [about Damian]: What d’you do if he catches you?
Tim: Roll in a ball.
Conner: What if he starts kicking you?
Tim: Stay in a ball.
Conner: Tim, have you ever been beaten up before?
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Conner: By someone besides Damian?
Beast Boy [about Robin]: Raven, you gotta find out if he’s in the same place you are. Otherwise, it’s just a moo point.
Raven: A moo point?
Beast Boy: Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Raven: Have I been living with you too long or did that all just make sense?
When Jason babysits Damian…
Jason: Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.
Jason [about Bruce]: How dumb was he to give me the Batmobile keys? I mean, who in here trusts me?
Dick: Not me.
Tim: Not me.
Damian: – Tt –
Jason: Thank you!
The first time Tim and Damian met…
Tim [while Bruce was out of earshot]: Look, the sooner you realize I’m a genius, the better off we’ll both be.
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