When asked what his mother was like…
Damian: I know Talia seems scary, but, really, she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, Batman-obssessed, world domination-crazy she-demon.
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Damian training with Dick and Jason…
Jason: You see him, you stop him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Dick: Don’t do that.
Jason: Don’t do that. But I give you permission to use excessive force.
Dick: Don’t use excessive force.
Jason: Don’t go overboard. Just stop him… by any means necessary.
Dick: Nope.
Jason: No, just stop him.
Seeing Damian trip and fall flat on his face and break a front tooth…
Tim [to Jason]: *sips coffee* By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
Bruce trying his hand at fatherhood…
Bruce [to Damian]: Here’s some money. *hands over $100*
Bruce: Go see a “Star War”.
Damian [to Jon]: As my best friend, I expect you to be willing to sacrifice everything for me at a moment’s notice.
Or, Jason to Roy.
Or, Bruce to Clark.
Take your pick.
Damian sassing Jason during a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
Damian [to his brothers]: If I were “off my rocker”, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat??
Robin trying to cheer NoBody up…
Damian: You know, I had a cat that died…
Maya: Don’t compare my dad to your cat.
Damian: It was a big cat.
Damian: I mean, human size.
Tim: I’m sick of you always having an edge just because you’re cruel and I’m smart and I’m concerned about consequences. I can be just as vicious and shortsighted as you!
Damian: Oh, yeah? *sarcastically* I’m really scared. Why don’t you just –
Damian: *realizes that his hand is stuck to his forehead *
Damian: *gritting his teeth* Drake, what did you do?
Tim: *holds up a tube of Super Glue* I sank to your level. And I have to say, it feels good.
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