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Tim and Damian having words with one another…

Tim: Don’t call me “stupid”.

Damian: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn robes with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?

Tim: Apes don’t read on engineering.

Damian: Yes they do, Drake! They just don’t understand it.

Jason: *awkwardly steps out of the kitchen with a piece of toast in his mouth*

Tim: I want to tell you my secret now.

Conner: Okay…

Tim: I see dead people.

Conner: …

Conner: In your dreams? While you’re awake? Dead people, like, in graves, in coffins?

Tim: Walking around like regular people.

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Okay, first of all, those’re just Jason and Damian walking around the Manor. Secondly, GET SOME SLEEP, Timothy.

At the start of the training sessions in the “Robin War” story arc…

Agent 37: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Robin Club. The first rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.

Red Hood: The second rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.

Red Robin: The third rule of Robin Club: someone yells “stop”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

Agent 37: The fourth rule: only two Robins to a fight. The fifth rule: one fight at a time, guys and gals. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.

Robin: And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Robin Club, you have to fight.

Robin: -Tt-

Said no former Robin upon meeting a succeeding Robin for the first time: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Okay, so I know that the Robins deeply care about each other, but it’s kind of amusing how they all had some sort of squabble with each other over the Robin mantle at one point or another, near-fatal or otherwise. 

Damian needing to learn more colloquial terms…

Steph: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I’d take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.

Damian: A what day?

Steph: Spa day.

Damian: What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?

Walking back to the Batmobile after battling Killer Croc…

Damian [to Tim]: Why don’t you walk in front of me so I don’t get your blood all over my boots?

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Can’t even try to sound a little concerned, Dami?

Damian asking for Tim’s help to hack into Lex Corp…

Tim: Before I write the code, you have to spend a whole week doing everything I say.

Damian: So, what, I have to be your slave or something?

Tim: No, you have to be my friend.

Damian: Ugh. That’s so much worse.