Tag: damian wayne
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
Asking Damian to pass the ketchup during breakfast be like…
Damian [to Tim]: I don’t speak nerd.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
Infiltrating a top secret facility (and turning it into a second chance at childhood) be like…
Robin: We’re gonna play hide and seek. Don’t worry, I’m really good at this game.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
The New 52…
Commissioner Gordon: Ohhhhhh… Okay, got it, got it.
Introducing yourself to the Teen Titans be like…
Robin [to Starfire]: You think you’re in charge? It’s adorable just how wrong you are.
Tim [to Damian]: You know the dog is the only one that likes you, right?
Peace time at Gotham City be like…
Dick: *sighs*
Damian: *yawns* – Tt –
Tim: *searches for “shark-repellent Bat-spray” on Amazon.com*
Jason: *stretches muscles, then lays back down on couch*
Dick: Gotta save someone.
Tim: Know the feeling.
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