Conner [about Damian]: Just ignore him. He’s like an annoying bug. Eventually he’ll just go away.
Tim: Kon, it’s been eleven years. Trust me, he’s not going anywhere.
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When you’re introduced to the Batfamily’s patriarch as Batman or one of the Robins’ significant other…
Alfred: Ah, you seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
How you get you and your little brother grounded…
Robin: What are you doing? I’m not the sidekick.
Red Hood: I’m the boss when Batman isn’t here.
Batman: Batman is here.
Clearing the air with your spiteful younger brother be like…
Tim: What did I do wrong??
Damian: You made me care about you! -Tt-
“Injustice 2” banter be like…
Robin: I am my mother’s son.
Red Hood: You have more in common than you realize.
A son calling out his father in “Injustice 2” be like…
Robin [to Batman]: So, you’ll break his nose, put him in the ER, but you draw the line at murder?
Damian: After many, many hours, I’ve come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.
Damian: You are my brother and friend.
Tim: *grins*
Damian: -Tt-
Red Robin’s return in the DC Universe Rebirth be like…
Robin: Drake, you’re alive! That’s unfortunate.
Alfred coming back from vacation be like…
Alfred: So, did he behave himself while I was gone?
Tim: That depends. Are you talking about the frowny one with the hard shell? Or do you mean Damian?
Asking Damian to pass the gravy during dinner be like…
Damian [to Tim]: You speak idiot?
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