damian wayne – Page 170 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*

Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?

When you train your youngest brother a little differently from how your MIA adoptive father trains both of you…

Batman [to Robin]: You’ll have to use your charm, Damian. Not your sidearm.

Damian: *sees Tim fixing his Ducati at the Batcave*

Damian: Father, this distraction you’ve adopted keeps interrupting my work.

Robin: Well, you need to move fast, Todd!

Red Hood: Well, here I was, about to move at a sloth-like pace and get myself captured.

Anyone: Don’t you knock?

A member of the Batfamily: Not if I can help it.

So…

Batfamily Member A: Try not to die.

Batfamily Member B: Yeah, I love you, too.

I mean, basically, right?

Imagine: Tim and Damian forced to cooperate with each other in front of Dick and Barbara.

So, I was watching “The Boss Baby”, and I thought it was FREAKIN’ ADORABLE, especially since the two main characters reminded me a lot of Timmy and Dami.

First of all, the older child’s name IS Tim (Hello!). He’s an intelligent, imaginative, gentle, and kind-hearted kid who suddenly felt stripped of love and attention (as if he’d lost his parents) when a new baby came along. This is reminiscent of what happened when Dick chose Damian over him to become Robin in the comics. Tim took it very hardly and it fueled his existing dislike for Damian even more.

Secondly, the “Boss Baby” is a business man stuck in a baby’s body. He’s wise beyond his time, but self-entitled, arrogant, and unfamiliar with how to be a child since he was “manufactured” and sent straight to work for upper management in a corporation off the bat. Damian himself was “born” in a laboratory, then raised by a domineering mother and a power-hungry grandfather for the purpose of running a vast criminal enterprise.

And, thirdly, though they initially hated each other, they were forced to cooperate with each other in order to save their family, and in the process, started to genuinely care and love one another.

I mean, if this doesn’t scream Batfamily… ?

Tim: Can’t we just share?

Damian: You really didn’t go to business school, did you?

Dami, you’re 10.

Damian: I can’t do this without you.

Tim: *grins* Yeah, we do make a pretty good team.

Damian: No, really. I can’t reach the doorknob.

Conner: You have my condolences.

Tim: For what?

Conner: For having to deal with him.

Tim: Oh, you have no idea.

Damian: I’m standing right here. -Tt-