Tag: damian wayne

If the Robins had their own version of “Battle for the Cowl” (and how Jason’s going to win it)…

Jason: Listen, don’t let him “probie” you.

Damian: What?

Jason: I’ve been there, Dames. Tim’s going to pull rank.

Damian: *runs to find Tim* I can handle him!

Jason: *shouts after him* Watch your back, kid!

Jason: *snickers*

While watching Damian drive around the Manor grounds, running over statues and leaving flattened shrubbery in his wake…

Dick: Most fathers teach their sons how to drive. I have you to blame for this?

Bruce: This he learned from his mother.

That’s what you get for refusing to let him drive, Bruce.

When your little brother finds out that you left the Manor door open last night and his Great Dane slept outside in the rain…

Damian: Apologize.

Jason: What for?

Damian: For being you.

Jason: Short stack, if I had a dollar for every time I did that, I’d be loaded.

When you’ve recently started dating and your brothers just won’t let you catch a break…

Damian: Who’s the lucky little vixen, Todd?

Jason: Adult relationship stuff, McTween. You wouldn’t understand.

Tim: Adult relationship? You?

Getting stranded up in the Himalayan Mountains while on a mission be like…

Red Robin: Look, I’m sure we’re not the only ones who need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.

Red Hood: Yeah, how’s that?

Red Robin: We could be stuck here with Damian.