When asked about what it was like meeting his son Damian for the first time…
Bruce [to Clark]: He has a natural confidence. I admire it and fear it.
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Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
Damian trying to “be a man” be like…
Jason [to Damian]: *smirks* Nice “moustache”.
Dick: Don’t make fun of him or he’ll burn your safe house down.
When Alfred asks how his first day at Gotham Academy went…
Damian: Ugh, kids! You don’t have to tell me, my school is full of them.
Jason: *leans on the wall beside the refrigerator while watching a frowning Damian slowly take out an emptied paper bag labeled “Blood Son” from it*
Jason: Ah, there it is. The classic Damian Wayne look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “someone is gonna pay for this".
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And whoever dared eat the tofu he’s been saving better hide and hide fast.
When your vegetarian youngest brother would rather bake for you than tell you he loves you…
Jason: Dick, I don’t think Damian’s cupcakes are edible.
Dick: They’re tofu, Jay. Just keep chewing.
Tim: *reading a Valentine’s Day card from Damian* “Roses are red, they go in a bucket; Drake is a jerk, he can go suck it.”
Tim: *stares into the camera like he’s in “The Office”
Red Robin: Robin, this is Detective Harvey Bullock. Detective Bullock, this is my little brother, Robin.
Detective Bullock: It’s nice to meet you, Robin. You’re under arrest.
Timmy, no.
When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
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