The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
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Batman: Damian, son, come back. I said I was sorry.
Robin: I’m 12, Father. I need limits.
Getting stranded in a jungle during one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Robin: I say we eat what we kill.
Superboy: Then I guess we’ll be eating the mood.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
When “dead Robins” team up…
Red Hood: What are we going to do?
Robin: *flicks a lighter open* I could start a fire.
Red Hood: No!
Red Hood: But keep that in your back pocket.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason [to Damian and Jon]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, and you start answering the phone and people don’t think you’re ladies.
Watching your 11-year-old brother drinking a protein shake be like…
Dick: Don’t most kids drink soda?
Damian: Who knows what they do?
Telling Pa Clark and Ma Lois about his new friend Damian over breakfast be like…
Jon: I’ve seen the kid do a pull-up!
Jon [to Damian]: You have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess.
Damian [to the rest of the Batfamily]: Can we stop calling me “little guy”? I’m in the fortieth percentile. -Tt-
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