Tag: damian wayne

When your little brother loves dropping by your safe house unannounced…

Jason [to Damian]: What have I said about sneaking up on me? I could’ve been shaving. This could’ve been a “Sweeney Todd” moment.

While running from murderous androids in the middle of the jungle…

Robin: *shouting over explosions while dodging laser beams on piggyback* We are having fun!

Superboy: You are! I’m just doing what you’re making me do!

When you’re trying to have a serious conversation with your youngest child about his unacceptable behavior but his older siblings are hanging around and trolling…

Bruce: Everybody who Talia did not create, get out of the cave right now! 

Batman’s journal entry on what advice he would give his sons about life…

Bruce: I wanted to tell Dick the dangers of starting a family too early, but what could I say that couldn’t have been said better by being around a lethal child?

Why certain family celebrations are avoided at Wayne Manor…

* upside-down, blurry images of a four-foot-something-tall adolescent boy pouncing on a scrawny teenage guy; a muffled mixture of screaming and hooting sounds in the background; a gruff voice angrily yelling, “Enough!” *

Duke: *tries to hold the camera steady* 

Duke: Aaaaand the birthday video becomes a nature film.

Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…

Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!