Selena: You told me to keep an eye on your father.
Damian: An eye! Not a hand, not any other body part.
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When your youngest brother tells you to stay put by the Batmobile as he sneaks into one of the Joker’s lairs…
Red Hood: What am I supposed to do out here?
Robin: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?
Jason [about Damian]: The kid’s a smart-ass!
Tim: Takes one to know one.
Damian: Grayson, why do you dress like that? You’re a superhero.
Dick: *shrugs* It’s my style.
Damian: It’s not a style, it’s a bad habit. -Tt-
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason: You know what they say about consequences?
Damian: No. I don’t.
Jason: They take a lot of planning.
During one of their “adventures” (unbeknownst to their fathers, of course)…
Superboy [to Robin]: If I’m gonna die on this island – which I never should have come to in the first place – your face is not the last face I want to see!
Reading your little brother’s self-mandated annual laboratory work-up results be like…
Jason [to Damian]: This is really good news! I mean, you’re human. Who knew?
Driving to a supervillain’s lair atop a mountain…
Robin: Roads have asphalt. This is dirt on a cliff. -Tt-
Nightwing: *smirks* Scared?
Robin: No, I’m not scared!
Robin: I am rationally concerned.
Bruce trying out a new parenting strategy…
Bruce: *reading the newspaper* Well, good morning, David.
Damian: David?
Bruce: I know you’re not my well-behaved son, Damian, who’d never take the Batmobile out without a license and get arrested.
When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
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