When your little brother keeps breaking into your safe house to hang out…

Jason [to Damian]: Isn’t there a child’s balloon you need to pop somewhere?

Jason and Damian: *watching Tim, who stares as Tam walks away, then looks down, dumbfounded, at his hands holding a piece of paper with her number on it*

Tim: *stares into space* Nice.

Jason: Why don’t we give Timbo a couple of minutes to realize that he’s in the real world?

Red Robin: Did Nightwing and Red Hood turn off their mics?

Robin: I did. Those two gab like little school girls on the field. It’s murder on the ears.

Damian: *smirks* Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.

Jon: Maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room at night!

Dick: Tim is not wrong very often…

Damian: But he is annoying all the time. -Tt-

When Damian Wayne gets acquainted with the pleasures of candy…

Damian: Two days until trick-or-treating. What am I supposed to eat until then, Pennyworth? Other food?

When you invite your best friend to a sleepover at one of your father’s hotels…

Damian [to Jon]: Don’t go crazy on the room service. This isn’t “Home Alone”, and you aren’t Macauley Culkin.

Did Dick just make you watch that film, Dami?

So, wow, thank you…

I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.

I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable.

I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from.

I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me).

I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.

So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!

(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)

Wayne Enterprises gala…

Tam: *comes down the steps in a red sheer gown*

Tim: *eyes widen, jaw drops*

Tim: Wow.

Tam: *shyly* So, you approve?

Damian: I think what my ape-like brother meant to say was that you look fantastic.

Trying to comfort your younger brother before your return to Blüdhaven be like…

Dick: There comes a time when big brothers leave the nest, Damian.