Tim [to Damian]: I hope you’re never in a situation where your survival is dependent on your ability to understand relationships. You would be dead in seconds.
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Imagine: Bruce and Dick watching Tim and Damian spar in the Batcave, then realizing that things are starting to go… overboard.
*heavy knock on safe house door*
Jason: Who is it?
Damian: It’s me!
Jason:
Damian:
*clicking sound*
Damian: Why are you locking the door now?
Few things scare a Robin who’s already died…
Jason: *clutches at chest* You scared me!
Damian: *climbs down from ceiling*
Damian: It’s just me.
Jason: That’s enough!
… and one’s another Robin who has, too.
After finding out that the rest of the Teen Titans went on a beach trip…
Damian: Why didn’t they ask me to go?
Tim: I don’t know. How am I supposed to know?
Damian: What, they don’t like me?
Tim: I don’t like you!
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
When you tell your little brother about the time you messed up during your tenure as the Teen Titans’ leader…
Tim: People think that I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Damian: Who thinks that you’re smart?
Damian: I’m human!
Jason: *shrugs* In your own way.
Visiting your secretly-affection-craving brother’s safe house be like…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: *behind door* Did I say “can”? Because I swallow my consonants sometimes. Can’t… N’T… come in.
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