Dick: Okay, our main force will be split into two groups. *draws a diagram in the sand*
Dick: One will circle around this way to cut off the enemy’s retreat…
Barbara and Jason: *nod*
Dick: The other will drive in this way, closing the trap.
Tim and Cass: *thumbs up*
Dick: It’s a classic pincer movement.
All: *look to where Damian’s standing in the middle of the playground*
Dick: It can’t fail against a ten-year-old.
Wayne Foundation gala…
Alfred: Now, look, boys, the mayor is going to be at this fête, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Damian: Tough choice.
Jason: I’m picking respect.
Damian: *watching Conner and Jon play catch in midair* I want a brother.
Jason: You can have mine *gestures to Tim*, but he’s kind of an idiot.
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Dami, three not enough for you?
When you find out that your little brother and your girlfriend have been hanging out at the Manor…
Tim [to Damian]: She likes you enough to make me irrationally jealous!
Delegating Batfamily errands…
Nightwing: Hey, if you want, you can babysit Robin and I go with Penguin to the GCPD.
Red Robin: No! No, thank you. Bring on the ex-con.
“The man you are today is not the boy who left home.”
Breaking into LexCorp…
Superboy: There is nooo way we can get through that door fast enough to get the jump on him.
Robin: Who said we were using the door?
He’s a Batkid, Jon.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
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