Sage advice…
Damian [to Jon]: Things change when you hit the big 1-O. Your legs start to go, candy doesn’t taste as good anymore.
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Visiting a Wayne Foundation-sponsored orphanage…
Damian: Aaaah! There’s something on my leg! Get it off, get it off!
Alfred: Master Damian, it’s just a baby!
Meanwhile, at Gotham Academy…
Damian: Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero or a pretty boy, you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king. Good for you!
To be fair, you’re kind of all of those things, Dami.
Robin: Todd, I’m going to jump off this skyscraper.
Red Hood: You know, kid, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
Robin: What?
Red Hood: Cool!
When roughhousing at the Manor becomes a little too rough…
Jason [about Tim]: Oh no, he’s hurt!
Damian: Bad!
Jason and Damian: …
Jason: Let’s get out of here!
The proper way to introduce Damian Wayne to your friends: Ladies and gentlemen, the thirteen-year-old who’s brave and bold! When he’s not in class, he’s risking his ass, the world’s greatest daredevil, Damian Wayne!
A Robin, the first time he goes on patrol with the Batman: I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!
Batman: Look, son, all I’m asking is that you’ll try.
Robin: *shrugs* Okay, I’ll try.
Batman: *grabs Robin by the lapels* Anybody can try! I want you to win!
When anything happens…
Member of the Batfamily: Why do I get the feeling that someday I’ll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
Why Batman disdains out-of-town supervillain lairs (or taking his sons with him all at once)…
Nightwing: Turkey farm?
Red Hood: No.
Red Robin: Skunks?
Red Hood: No.
Robin: Slaughterhouse?
Red Hood: No.
Catwoman: What are you boys doing back there?
Red Robin: We’re playing “What’s That Odor?”.
Robin: Father’s feet?
Batman: Hn. Damian.
Red Hood: You win, Dami.
Batman: Jason.
Nightwing: Are we there yet, Bruce?
Batman: I’ll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
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