Tag: damian wayne

After watching a Batfamily home video clip of a half-asleep, coffee stain-covered Tim tumbling down the Manor stairs…

Damian: *smirks* They’re going to eat this up at Show and Tell.

Dick: Dames, I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with the idea of your classmates laughing at our family’s private moments. How would you like it if, twenty years from now, people were laughing at things you did?

Damian: Not likely. Come on, have a sense of humor about yourself, Grayson.

Damian: *watches a clip of himself on the toilet angrily yelling “I’m a big boy, Todd!” while Jason runs away howling in laughter behind a shaky camera*

Damian: -Tt- I gotta find something else quick.

At the Titans Tower…

Robin [about the rest of the Teen Titans]: *muttering angrily* I’ll show them who’s “just a kid”!

Nightwing: *yelling from the room across the hall* Damian, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!

Jon: Damian, I don’t want you to see me cry.

Damian: Oh, come on. I’ve seen you cry a million times. You cry when you think you’ve scraped your knee. You cry when your grandparents are out of chocolate milk. You cry when you’re doing long division and you have a remainder left over.

When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…

Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?

Bruce: Here you go.

Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!

Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*