Damian [to Jon]: … It’s one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?

Alfred: *stares into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*

When Jon introduces him to the animals on the Kent farm…

Damian: *snuggling to a sheep* He is so awesome. I already love him more than Drake.

When you piss Raven off and you wake up… different…

Beast Boy: Why, Robin, don’t you look lovely.

Robin: *in a high-pitched voice, while angrily brushing off long, curly, pink ribbon-tied locks of blonde hair from his face* It’s a spell!

Robin: *curtsies* And thank you. -Tt-

When Batman’s the referee at the annual Justice League Football Games…

Damian: You can’t give me a yellow card! You’re my father!

Bruce: When I put on these shorts, I’m not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I’m never gonna be anyone else’s either.

I would like to see…

the Robins (Dick, Jason, Tim, and an older Damian) with a man bun and facial hair. Or maybe spectacles?

It just occured to me that any one of them could be walking down a street today and blend in so well that it’d just make me wonder, “Who’s that cute guy?”.

When you’re trying to convince your best friend that a billionaire’s son is just as capable of doing farm work…

Damian [to Jon]: I’m blue collar! I’m absolutely blue collar. My father owns a shovel.

When the Batboys realized that it wasn’t wise to leave their youngest brother with a house guest…

Damian: We left plenty of food so you won’t starve.

Conner: Thank you.

Damian: I was talking to the cat!

How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…

Damian: Where is Drake?

Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.

Damian: What?!?!

Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.

Downtime at the mall…

Damian: Todd, can we go to Banana Republic? There’s a mannequin there that I have a crush on.

Jason: Kid, that is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever… *sees mannequin*

Jason: Oh, crap, she’s beautiful!

Alfred [about Damian’s piano recital]: Master Bruce, you have to be there! You’ve missed much too many precious moments in the children’s lives.

Bruce: What? Name twelve.