Robin [on the Comm Link]: Father, where are you? Are you all right?
Robin: Father, call us right away.
Robin: Father, can I go see “Star Wars” with Jon on Friday?
Batman: Your concern is touching.
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Red Hood: *unconscious on the floor*
Nightwing: Well?
Red Robin: *checks Red Hood’s pulse* He’ll live.
Robin: What, no brain damage?
Red Robin: If he has some, it happened way before tonight and was probably self-inflicted.
Red Hood: *gets up* Ahhh, good times.
Damian: Todd.
Jason: … ?
Damian: Be careful, okay?
Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Damian: Screw this up and I’ll destroy you.
Jason: *smirks* That’s more like it.
Jason [to Titus]: Oh, you must be the little brat’s new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I’m gonna blame on you.
Robin: I saved you.
Nobody: But you pushed me!
Robin: Duh. I couldn’t save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
Trying to make it up to your super best friend be like…
Damian [to Jon]: I’ll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I’ll stay down there as long as you want.
Damian: -Tt-
When your little brother finally discovers the wondrous world of social media…
Robin: How do you keep finding me?
Red Robin: You really should tweet less.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: But everyone deserves to know what I’m thinking all the time.
Damian: People here do not respect boundaries. -Tt-
Jon: Damian, did you just buckle your seatbelt through my loop?
When your little brother just loves his pets…
Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth, I need that “cootie” shot. Titus and I accidentally touched tongues.
Tim: How is this “accidentally” when it’s the fifth time?
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Tim [to Jason and Damian]: You two look good. Open-casket good.
Inappropriate, Timmy.
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