Meeting Batman’s “blood son” for the first time…
Alfred: Master Damian, you cannot leave the table until you’ve finished your Lobster Thermidor.
Damian: Well, then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, old man!
When you discover a tracking device in your suit…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
When you find out that the tracking device you found on your suit helps your little brother sleep at night…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
“How to Encourage Your Little Brother” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Damian, you can do anything.
Jason: … Without a height requirement.
So, did you just wake up with two black eyes, Jay, or… ?
“Robin War” be like…
Nightwing and Red Hood: *arguing on a rooftop*
Red Robin and Robin: …
Robin: Are they really having a pun-off?
Red Robin: You bet.
Anyone to any Robin: Are you actively trying to die?!
They got it from their father.
Damian: Todd, I’m starting to find you acceptable again.
Jason: Oh. Well, then we’re hanging out too much.
Coaching your brother on how to be a “more effective vigilante”…
Damian: No, Drake. Menacing. You look like a person whose kid just struck out.
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Damian: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
And that’s why Red Robin went on patrol that night with scratches on his face.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
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