Nightwing: “B-Team” roll call. Hood?
Red Hood: *cocks guns* Here and handsome!
Nightwing: Little D?
Robin: *brandishes katana* Here and crazy!
Nightwing: Red?
Red Robin: *twirls Bo staff* I pity the fool! But also suggest ways he may better himself.
Batman: *facepalms* Hrrrn.
And that it why “Family Movie Nights” now come after “Family Patrol Nights”.
Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth! Todd picked his nose, and now he keeps touching me with his finger!
Jason: What good is mining nose gold if I can’t share it with the townspeople?
Dami, maybe just think of it as a rite of passage for little brothers… ?
The Robin Reasoning…
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin: Well, we promised Bruce that we’d use our skills responsibly… But I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn’t hurt.
Waiting for your eldest brother at his Blüdhaven aparment be like…
Damian: *pinches nose* Disgusting. What’s that smell?
Jason: It’s either bad meat or good cheese.
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Find yourself a Nightwing who can do both.
Waiting for your eldest brother at his Blüdhaven aparment be like…
Damian: *pinches nose* Disgusting. What’s that smell?
Jason: It’s either bad meat or good cheese.
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Find yourself a Nightwing who can do both.
Tim: I’m very disappointed in you, Damian. I’d turn my back on you, but I’ve seen what you’d do in that situation.
He hasn’t forgotten The Great Tackle of ‘06.
Your cat-loving little brother and his “experiments”…
Tim: Gross! *pushes Damian away*
Tim: Your breath smells like kitty litter.
Damian: I was curious!
So, I’ve decided to add a new tag to some of my posts (see title above). I’ve been using it as a header quite a bit and figured I might as well make it into a tag.
In my mind, the Batfamily’s just as domestic as any of us in the AM (except for the fact that they’ve probably just gotten home a few hours before breakfast, bruised and bleeding, perhaps high on painkillers, after having taken down a vast criminal empire or threat from another planet or something).
So, yeah. “Mornings at the Manor”. My dream sitcom.
(Winter) Mornings at the Manor…
Damian: *takes a sip and grimaces*
Damian: What did you make this hot chocolate with? Crap?
Tim: *sighs* If you want me to make you another one, just say so.
Damian: I just thought you would make it with milk, Drake. Instead of crap.
Damian, here on Earth we say “Thank you”.
When your bedroom’s undergoing major repairs after a sparring session with your super best friend goes awry…
Damian [to Bruce]: There is no way that I’m sleeping in Drake’s room for the weekend, Father! It smells like old milk in there!
Tim: Hey, if I could find it, I’d clean it up!
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