Tim: *equipping Goliath’s cage with a retinal scan and a handprint-protected lock, security cameras, and a motion-activated forcefield*
Tim: You do realize I’m doing this for free, right?
Damian: Yes, and so far I’m still not getting my money’s worth.
When your vigilante boyfriend from Gotham City finds out you’re being picked on…
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You insulted my woman. I’m here to defend her honor.
When Robin returned from his “Year of Blood”…
Nightwing: *sniffling* He left a boy. He returns a boy-sized hero.
Steph: I’m just a blonde monkey to you, aren’t I?
Damian: You said it, not me.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason: *polishing his knives*
Damian: Todd, can I ask you a question about women?
Jason: I got you that book last year. Wasn’t everything in there?
That’s not what you give 12-year-old boys, Jay.
Damian: Drake, you don’t think I’m condescending, do you?
Tim: *clears throat* Well…
Damian: Oh, I’m sorry. “Condescending” means –
Tim: I know what it means. And, yes, you like to correct people and put them down.
Damian: Au contraire. When I correct people, I’m raising them up. You should know. I do it for you more than anyone else.
Trying to (apologetically) explain your little brother’s condescending attitude to his teammates be like…
Red Robin [to the Teen Titans]: Damian doesn’t know when he’s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.
When you realize that your little brother’s not so little anymore…
Jason: I’d make fun of Damian for having girl problems if I weren’t so shocked that Damian had girl problems.
Dick: Hmmm. It’s going to be difficult to find something you’re both equally good at…
Jason: Is there anything you’re both equally bad at?
Tim and Damian: Human emotions.
Signs that your little brother’s not so little anymore…
At Red Hood’s safe house-warming party:
Damian: Todd, can I bring girls here?
Jason: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Damian: Okay.
Jason: Just not against their will.
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