Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *enters the kitchen soot-covered, with burnt hair, and in singed pajamas*
Bruce:
Alfred:
Dick:
Jason: *tries to stifle his laughter*
Damian:
Tim [to Damian]: Can we agree that throwing stuff at your brother is generally considered unacceptable and probably illegal?
He, um, figured it’d wake you up since your alarm wouldn’t.
Guess who won the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissiors battle to not take care of a flu-ridden Batman on patrol night (while Alfred’s on vacation)…
Dick: *hurriedly changing into his Nightwing suit*
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: I survived Bruce for over 75 years. You guys can handle him for one itty bitty night.
Asking your brother to be one of the Best Men at your wedding be like…
Jason [to Dick/Tim/Damian]: So, I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.
Assuming Tim and Damian ever reach adulthood in the mainstream DC continuity, that is.
Rescuing your brother be like…
Robin: *successfully hacks into the mainframe and shuts down the forcefield that trapped Tim*
Red Robin: *smirks* You came back for me. You love me.
Robin: I pity you.
During Robin’s first week at the Titans Tower…
Starfire: What is wrong with him?!
Nightwing: Nothing organic. We’ve had him checked.
See, working with Damian Wayne is what you’d call “acquired taste”.
French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.
Why Batman got the ol’ silent treatment during patrol that night…
Four hours ago, at a Wayne Foundation gala…
Senator: You have wonderful sons, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce: Yes, I do. But Dick, Tim, and Damian must never learn of them.
Senator and Bruce: *pompous laughter*
Dick, Tim, and Damian: …
Batman:
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
Batman: I’m –
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *grapple-hook away*
Lighten up, boys. It was just one glass of champagne too many.
Also, Jason’s legally dead, so he’s like, “Meh”.
Batman: *runs after a parademon and into a boomtube*
Robin: *watches in horror as the boomtube closes*
The Flash:
Green Lantern:
The Flash: He left his kid here! He’s got to come back!
Green Lantern: Would you come back for that kid?
The Flash: He’s never coming back.
All kidding aside, we know how far Bruce would go to get Damian back.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *cooking*
Bruce: *reading the Gotham Gazette*
Dick: *balancing a pile of saucers on his index finger*
Tim: *fast asleep and drooling on the kitchen table*
Damian: *feeding Titus*
Alfred: *picks up the recipe book Jason’s using*
Alfred: “Cooking for Dummies”, Master Jason?
Jason: No offense, Timbo! I’m actually cooking for everybody.
A rebellious Robin? Tip of Batman’s fatherhood iceberg…
Bruce: *finishing up his “lecture”*
Damian: -Tt- Whateve.
Bruce: “Whateve”? Are you now so lazy that you can’t even be bothered to finish words?
Damian: What’s your prob? Won’t you be happy if I just make it into eighth grade? I mean, isn’t that the whole point of seventh?
Bruce: No, that is not the whole point of seventh. And, yes, I’d be thrilled if you’re not left back.
Damian: So, relax. It’s all good.
Bruce: Hn. Don’t you mean it’s all “goo”?
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