Tag: damian wayne

Rescuing your little brother be like…

Red Hood: *lock-picks a chain binding Damian, who’s hanging upside down and is slowly being lowered into a pool of piranhas*

Red Hood: Just remember that I’m doing you a favor, kid.

Robin: -Tt-

Red Hood: Don’t forget it in a few years when I ask you to change my diapers.

Robin: Okay, Todd! Wait, what?

Trying to make up for lost father-and-son time be like…

Damian: Do you really want to do something with me, Father?

Bruce: Yes, Son.

Damian: How about if you drive me to the mall, so I can see a movie with the Teen Titans, and then pick me up when we’re done?

Looks like he’s still bitter about that birthday you missed, Bats.

And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…

Dick: *baking cookies (Alfred’s recipe)*

Jason: *playing with Titus*

Damian: *arrives from Gotham High*

Damian: *slams his suitcase on the kitchen island*

Dick: …

Jason: …

Damian: *takes a seat on a stool, buries his face in his hands, and groans*

Dick: Soooo… How’s school?

Damian: *muffled* Okay.

Dick: Anything noteworthy happen?

Damian: *muffled* No.

Jason: *throws his hands up in the air* I thought you said he got dumped!

Dick: *through gritted teeth* I was easing into it.

Jason: Oh. Okay, go ahead.

It’s a tie!

Shopping for your father’s birthday at an antique shop be like…

Dick: *looking at weapons previously owned by Earth-2 superheroes* Let’s just pick out a present that reflects Bruce.

Damian: *attempting to touch said weapons*

Tim: *browsing a rack of Silver Age costumes* Like what?

Dick: *swatting at Damian’s grabby hands*

Jason: *staring at a painting* How about a grizzly bear ripping apart a salmon?

Damian: -Tt-

a-wayne-at-heart:

Wait, wait, wait.

Dick. Jason. TIM. Damian.

In. One. Panel? (I’m desperately assuming!) *heart racing*

After all this time! I’ve missed them all together like this so much!

Preview for Batman #33 (October 2017).

Oh, I’m so sorry! I stand corrected. Remember how I said “desperately assuming”? @lukefox pointed out that Tim isn’t in the panel, but Duke.

Actually, I thought Tim’s jacket’s being chewed on by (is that… ?) Ace, Dick’s sitting on the couch, and Jason’s sitting across him. Buuut, I guess it’s more, Jason’s jacket (Makes sense, now that I think of it… I mean, leather jacket…) and Duke sitting across (explains the curls and the facial features).

And that’s fine with me, too. These four boys are really fun to see together, too. (I mean, Batman #16? Batburger was awesome.)

I just wanted Tim back with them so bad, I guess. I love seeing Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian sharing panels.

THEN, I freakin’ remembered (and this is why @lukefox is so correct about correcting me), Tim’s still stuck! “A Lonely Place of Living”, finale, comes out in November, and this issue comes out in October.

So, sorry, everyone! The operational term was “desperately”.

Thanks, @lukefox! That was embarrassing. Hahaha.

Also, that’s got to be Damian reading, right?

So handsome, these boys/men.

Source: jaytoddfacts

When your little brother grew up being waited on hand and foot by servants (and Alfred’s on vacation)…

Damian: *carrying his Robin suit* You wash them, you dry them. How hard could it be?

Damian: -Tt-

Dick: So, what’s the problem?

Damian: Which one’s the washer?