Dick: You’re at war with Tim? Over what?
Damian: Why do great civilizations go to war, Grayson? To see who’s cutest.
In which Dick, to this day, still has no idea how this all came about (or how Jason was involved).
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Raising the Robins…
Bruce: Alfred, I know he’s a teenager, but is he suppose to hate me this fast?
Damian: Because I’m good at everything I do. I’m not bragging, because bragging is the one thing I’m not good at. Although, if I wanted to be, I’d be excellent at that, too. As I just proved.
Damian: Perhaps my kindergarten tutor was right. Perhaps I am too controlling.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: Good morning, brat who thinks I’m incompetent.
Damian: Good morning, idiot who thinks I’m lying.
Jason: I’m incompetent and a liar. I don’t get a “good morning”?
Robin: Well, I’m different than other “children”, Father. And by “different”, I mean better!
All he said was that you couldn’t drive the Batmobile, Damian.
Robin: Jon.
Superboy: Damian?
Robin: How are you?
Superboy: I’m, um, fine. Why?
Robin: I just wanted to see what small talk might look like.
Superboy: Oh, boy. Well, usually, you –
Robin: Please stop. I feel like I just wasted my day.
Mornings at the Manor (and it’s Jason’s turn to cook breakfast)…
Tim: *takes a bite* It tastes familiar.
Dick: Uhhh… Beef?
Tim: No.
Jason Chicken? I’ll take chicken.
Damian: What does it taste like, Drake?
Tim: Despair.
Dick:
Jason:
Damian:
Jason: Is it possible that it just needs salt?
Robin: Are there areas where I don’t have expertise?
Beast Boy: Humility.
Kid Flash: Modesty.
Ya can’t have it all, Dami.
When you realize that maybe it isn’t a good idea to pair up your two younger brothers for patrol just yet…
Red Robin and Robin: *storm into the Batcave, shoving each other out of the way, and immediately head to opposite directions*
Red Robin: *swearing angrily under his breath*
Robin: -Tt-
Nightwing: Um…
Red Robin: *glowers at Damian while stripping off his uniform*
Robin: *hisses at Tim, grabs Alfred the Cat, and goes upstairs to his bedroom*
Nightwing: So…
Red Robin: The brat followed me home. Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Say no, Dick!
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