Tim [to the rest of the Batfamily, about Conner]: My best friend wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Damian up. He’s a very real pain in my neck.
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You know how it’s canon that Damian can move his innards at will? Well…
Jason: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Damian: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol, Todd?
Jason: So I can lower it.
Jay, you’re either calling out your little brother’s B.S. or that’s a legitimate Lazarus Pit thing.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Jason: *passes by Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Jason:
Tim:
*twirls his bo staff*
I’m looking forward to crushing that little, adorable baby face of yours!
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You can try, Drake!
Tim and Damian: *charge at each other* RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Jason:
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Family Patrol Night…
Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!
Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!
Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!
Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*
Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
When you start dating this intriguing and mysterious person and ask when you can meet their family…
Member of the Batfamily: You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you.
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Damian would be the first to recommend leaving Red Robin behind
^ Partly why his two older brothers find the situation hysterical. (He’s changed a lot, though. I think he’d be more protective of his family – including Timmy – by now.)
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
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