Tag: damian wayne

Damian: What’s wrong, Grayson?

Dick: There’s this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Damian: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Because Damian is a grumpy man trapped in a child’s body.

When you hear squeaky rat noises in the Batcave…

Jason: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. We form an allegiance –

Tim: Sure.

Jason: – to use sudden violence.

Tim: Okay.

Jason: Do you have the tools to turn your bo staff into a stake?

A little overkill, don’t you think, boys? Also, Damian won’t be too happy about this.

Red Robin: *typing away on the Batcomputer, sipping coffee from a pitcher through a straw*

Red Hood: Hey, Timbo?

Red Robin: What?

Red Hood: You wanna pull a prank on Dames?

Red Robin: Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago.

When a new prototype from the Wayne Enterprises R&D Division arrives at the Manor…

Tim: *in the Batcave* Damian, could you come in here please?

Damian: *walks into the Batcave* -Tt-

Android: Hi, Damian Wayne.

Damian: -Tt-

Android: I am Harvey, an android. Damian Wayne stinks.

Tim: Oh, wow, that’s so rude! I’m sorry, I can’t control him.

Damian: -Tt- Yes, you can.