At a Teen Titans mission briefing…
Robin: *handing out dossiers*
Beast Boy [to Kid Flash]: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That’s so bad ass.
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Raising the Robins…
Bruce: I tried to keep him in the dark. I should have realized that he can do just as much damage in the dark.
Trying to be useful in the Batcave be like…
Robin: *working on the Batcomputer*
Spoiler: *making popping noises with her mouth*
Robin: Brown.
Robin: -Tt-
Spoiler: Damiaaaaaaan, is there anything else I can do?
Robin: *sighs*
Robin: See those case files on Drake’s desk?
Spoiler: Mm-hmm?
Robin: Go put them in random order.
When your tiny brother’s a big bully…
Damian: *sneering*
Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?
Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.
Tim: You should just do it.
Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?
Imagine: one actor, four Robins…
French actor and model Gaspard Ulliel as (clockwise from top left) Dick, Jason, Tim, and (grown-up) Damian.
I just realized that his different facial angles kinda match those on my header image. Huh.
Also, these kinda look like Mikel Janín’s art come to life. (He draws them so handsome.)
Tim: I’m telling you to back down, Damian!
Damian: And I’m telling you that I will never back down!
Tim: Then I’ll make you!
Damian: Oh, really? How are you going to do that, Drake?
Tim: Through the use of force.
Damian: That is very general and does not scare me in the slightest.
Jason: *walks into Damian’s bedroom*
Dick, Tim, and Damian: *playing cards on the floor*
Jason: *plops down beside Tim*
Damian: You can’t be in here, Todd. You already have three farting strikes against you.
On how he plans to celebrate Father’s Day…
Bruce: My sons are going to make me breakfast in bed.
Bruce: Well, actually, Alfred’s going to make the breakfast and I’m going to get in bed, but they’re going to bring it to me.
Damian: For your information, Drake, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
… of that place where you were trained to become an assassin?
Damian: You’re just as selfish as I am, Drake! You’re just not as good at it yet.
Tim: You’re right. I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.
Damian: Profound, but technically meaningless.
Dami does, too. He just won’t admit it to himself. *shrugs*
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