Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: Is it just me, or is our dad a freakin’ weirdo?
The Bat-apples don’t fall too far from the Bat-tree, Jay.
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Dick, Jason, and Tim:
Damian:
Dick: Hey, Da –
Damian: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat.
Patrol gone awry…
Robin: *angrily stomps into the Batcave*
Red Robin: *wearily takes off his combat boots*
Red Hood: *has a leather jacket tug-of-war with Ace the Bathound*
Nightwing: So… What happened out there?
Robin: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Douche over there.
Nightwing: Who’re they?
Red Robin and Robin: They’re both Jason.
Dick: *knocks on Damian’s bedroom door*
Dick: Little D, hey, I just came up to see what you were doing.
Dick: And maybe stop you.
“Wacky” Wayne Family photoshoots be like…
Damian: Do more stupid faces, Drake!
Tim: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
Sparring session at the Batcave…
Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*
Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*
Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*
Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.
Damian: That is correct.
Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.
He’s still a growing boy.
Martial arts training sessions at the Titans Tower be like…
Robin: Somebody attack me. Logan, GO!
Beast Boy: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down, then tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Robin: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.
When your little brother loses his katana mid-battle…
Red Hood: Do you even know how to use that?
Robin: *wielding a wrench from the ground* To change tires? No. But it’s metal. I can hit somebody with it.
Jay’s pretty good at both, though.
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