When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
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After hours of searching the Manor…
Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.
Bruce: Out of town.
Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?
Bruce: I told them not to.
Barbara: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Tim: Starbucks.
Damian: Covered in kittens!
Dick: Model. No, a movie star. No, wait. Yeah. Model.
Jason: Prison.
The Robins’ vigilante retirement plans?
Jason [about Tim and Damian]: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose a side. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.
Tim: Listen, I know that you think that the only reason we’re brothers is because of Bruce, but that –
Damian: That is not true! I don’t think we’re brothers.
When Superboy finally gets fed up with Robin’s bullying…
Damian: You should know that I know Krav Maga.
Jon: Fine, c-call him, m-mister! I – I’ll fight him, too! I guess!
Could their upbringing be any more different?
The new four-foot-something, self-appointed leader of the Teen Titans be like…
Robin: Anyone who needs to speak to me has to go through me first.
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Bruce, Dick, Tim, and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from downstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
Robin: Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.
Damian, you’re 10.
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