Family Patrol Night…
Nightwing: What are you doing, Tim?
Red Robin: I’ve hacked into the cameras in your masks.
Red Hood: Uh, what?
Red Robin: Reviewing the footage. There’s something not right here.
Robin: *glaring* We don’t have cameras in our masks.
Oh, has Timmy not mentioned those before… ?
(Im)patiently waiting for your brother to finish typing up his case report in the Batcave so you can finally play Laser Tag be like…
Dick: ♪ ♫ Timmmmyyyy ♩ ♬
Jason: *grooooaaannns*
Duke: *Snapchatting Tim: “1 intense birb”*
Damian: Tell me, Drake, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?
Clearly, he’s working… at it.
Robin: *bruised and bloodied*
Robin: You said… I remember you said that you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?
Batman: I did say that, yes.
Robin: Were you lying?
Batman: No.
Robin: Were you right?
Batman: … No.
In which Bruce Wayne wakes up palpitating and sweating for the nth night in a row…
Mornings at the Manor…
Breakfast in the kitchen…
Dick [to Tim and Damian]: Jay just walked in. Here he comes, hide the bread!
Enough with the bread jokes, boys.
Robin: *driving (or, more accurately, a forehead just above the steering wheel)*
Red Hood: *in the passenger seat, looking out the window*
Red Hood: Why is everyone so non-violent here? We’re not that far from Gotham City.
Dick: I can’t believe you bugged my apartment, Little D! That’s terrible!
Damian: No, “terrible” is having to listen to you and that moron West yammer on for four hours about which sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island.
Interrogation 101, part 2…
Robin: Well, should I beat the answer out of you?
Criminal: No, thanks. I’ll talk.
Robin: -Tt-
At the Gotham City Comic Con…
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: *in their superhero uniforms*
Duke: *blinks*
Duke: Either this is a mission, or you guys are really good at hiding your hobbies.
Damian: *walks into the Manor kitchen in his Robin uniform drenched in swamp water*
Tim: Who saved you?
Damian: They did.
Tim: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
Red Robin: *referring to Damian’s sword* Drop it, brat.
Robin: *tightening his grip* Can’t do that, Drake.
Red Hood: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –
Red Robin and Robin: Stay in the car!
Red Hood: Technically, I still have one foot in the car –
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