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Tim: Drop it, brat.

Damian: Can’t do that, Drake.

Jason: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Let’s just, let’s just take a minute here. Remember, we’re a family –

Tim and Damian: Stay in the car!

Jason: Technically, I still have one foot in the car.

When asked about his strategies in mentoring Robin…

Batman: I always talk about being a great man. Maybe the way to do that isn’t by being the biggest businessman in Gotham City. It’s by –

Nightwing: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Being the best brother in Gotham City.

Catching your brothers sneaking into Damian’s bedroom be like…

Dick: This is an unacceptable invasion of privacy! Did you read his diary too?

Jason: 

Tim:

Jason: No. We couldn’t find it. 

It’s a matter of survival, Dick. They need to know if and when the little twerp plans to attack them and how. (Come on, like you don’t know want to know what goes on inside his head, too.)

Nightwing: *on the Comm Link* Tim’s going to be okay, Bruce. He’s only stunned. 

Nightwing: *mutes Comm Link* You didn’t kill him, right?

Robin: Of course not.

Nightwing: *unmutes Comm Link* He’s only stunned.

When super families hang out…

Clark: *holding a bullet* 

Jon: *glaring with glowing red eyes*

Jason: *clears throat*

Jason: We don’t mean your family any harm.

Tim: Well, you did just shoot at his dad.

Jason: Aside from shooting your dad, we don’t mean your family any harm.  

Bruce: *groans*

To be fair, Jason just wanted to see if the rumors were true. 

Damian’s not gonna be too happy when he finds out about this, though. Especially when Jon says that he’s no longer in the mood to go on patrol with him.

Reviewing case files at the Batcave…

Robin: Credit card charges show mostly leather jackets, classic novels. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: a teammate.

Red Hood: I feel so sorry for this guy. He seems so alone.

Robin: Oh, whoops. That’s your old file, Todd.