Bruce [to his children]: You are very important to me. And I don’t always do the best job telling you that.
From somewhere at the back of the Batcave…
Alfred: *clears throat loudly*
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Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
Don’t even get me started on Batman’s youngest son.
Power struggle within the family be like…
Red Hood: With Bruce and Dick off-planet, you’re acting captain… You know what happens if you fall asleep now?
Red Robin: Damian gags and binds me, then takes over.
It’s a good thing Timmy barely sleeps, then.
Damian: You mussed up Drake’s face, Todd. And that has endeared you to me somewhat.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Robin: *sneers*
Criminal [to his men]: Keep your distance, mates. The little one knows karate and the big one fights dirty.
Correction, mates. They both know karate and they both fight dirty.
The Robins and their Emergency Room visits (because sometimes Alfred isn’t around)…
Dick/Jason/Tim: So, hand-to-hand combat, parkour, jumping out of airplanes, that’s out, right?
Doctor: *looks at the camera like they’re on “The Office”*
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And then there’s…
Damian: -Tt-
Sending your favorite characters off to a mission be like…
Me [to Batman and the Robins]: Do me a favor. Stay alive.
Watching Red Hood and Robin arguing on a rooftop…
Superman: They fight like brothers.
Batman: That’s because they are.
Just a little nod to the “Batman and Robin: Convergence” issues. *winks*
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