Damian: *sneers* Oh, come on, Todd-ler.
Jason: I’m not a toddler! I’m a man!
Don’t let your tiny, thirteen-year-old brother get under your skin, Jay.
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Damian: *sneers* Oh, come on, Todd-ler.
Jason: I’m not a toddler! I’m a man!
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Don’t let your tiny, thirteen-year-old brother get under your skin, Jay.
In their top secret, high-tech, steel-walled treehouse…
Robin: *taking a gadget apart* Because whoever sent this thing is trouble.
Superboy: You don’t know that, Damian! They could’ve been nice!
Robin: Nice? No. A nice person says, “Hey, guys! Nice treehouse! Here’s a pound cake”. They don’t plant a freakin’ camera at our front door doing recon on us, Kent.
The lengths your older brothers’ll go to keep an eye on you.
Hide-and-Seek at the Manor…
Jason: *snickering*
Damian: *crouching behind Batcow*
Damian: I call it cow-moo-flage, Todd.
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin: I’m a Robin. If something good happens, that just means that something bad is right around the corner.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
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Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
Jason: Why do you have a monkey?
Damian: It’s an animal that looks like a child, Todd. Why don’t I have ten of them?
Bruce might as well convert the Batcave into a zoo.
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