Tag: damian wayne

Mornings at the Manor…

Bruce: *drinking coffee, watching as his children gather in a small circle in the kitchen*

Tim: So, hands in.

Jason, Steph, Duke: *put their hands one on top of the other over Tim’s*

Tim: Defeat that little brat Damian on three! 1, 2, 3!

Bruce: *spits out coffee*

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You kids just couldn’t at least let your father finish his coffee in peace, could you?

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: *chowing down three separate bowls of cereals, talking with his mouth full* Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?

Damian: *looking on disgustedly as milk and fruit bits splatter onto Dick’s shirt* Because people are idiots, Grayson.

When you discover that an online quiz about your vigilante family has gone viral among Gothamites…

Tim: The last time I took it, I was a Batman.

Damian: What?! No, no, no, no! Take it again, Drake! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate that stupid quiz!

Discussing your tiny bully of a brother be like…

Jason: Gee, ya think? I mean, I’ve only seen him give you, like, a hundred eye rolls.

Tim: *throws hands up in exasperation* Thank you! I know! It’s like, “Hi, would you like some butter with your eye rolls?”.

Jason: I know! It’s like, “Don’t fill up on eye rolls, Little Brat. Save room for dinner!”.

Damian: *a pair of glinting eyes in the shadows*

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Oh, you two are really gonna get it bad this time.

Discussing your tiny bully of a brother be like…

Jason: Gee, ya think? I mean, I’ve only seen him give you, like, a hundred eye rolls.

Tim: *throws hands up in exasperation* Thank you! I know! It’s like, “Hi, would you like some butter with your eye rolls?”.

Jason: I know! It’s like, “Don’t fill up on eye rolls, Little Brat. Save room for dinner!”.

Damian: *a pair of glinting eyes in the shadows*

Oh, you two are really gonna get it bad this time.