Alfred: Master Bruce, did you just laugh?
Bruce: Uproariously.
Alfred: Master Bruce, did you just laugh?
Bruce: Uproariously.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Steph: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Bruce: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: So, how do you all blow off steam? Does anyone have any complaints about the work environment?
Steph: No, no. We usually just gossip.
Hal: I’ve never seen Bruce look so upset before. He looks like a sad block of granite.
Barry: What are we gonna do? How do you cheer up granite?
At a Batfamily reunion in Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Hello, party people. Dick told me to say that.
Dick: Yeah, I did. Ain’t no party like a Bruce Wayne party because a Bruce Wayne party is a total surprise to everyone.
Jason: Fine! Here’re my guns and knives. *slides them across the Batcomputer*
Bruce: I don’t need those. You’re not suspended yet. You’re on administrative leave.
Jason: You never let me do anything cool!
After Red Hood accidentally falls off a roof while in pursuit of a suspect and screams “Dad!” at Batman…
Bruce: Do you see me as a father figure, Red Hood?
Jason: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Dick: Hey! Show Batdad some respect.
Jason: I didn’t call him “dad”.
Bruce: No, no. Nightwing, I take it as a compliment.
Tim: It’s not a big deal. I called Spoiler “mom” once and she’s my girlfriend.
Jason: Guys, jump on that. Red Robin has psycho-sexual issues.
Danian: Old news. But you calling Father “daddy”.
Jason: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here.
Suspect: *in handcuffs* Well, you did call him “dad”, dude.
Jason: You shut up! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Suspect: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the “daddy” thing, that happened.
Jason: Aha! He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
Bruce: I believed you –
Jason: Thank you.
Bruce: – son.
Bruce: You want to talk about it later over patrol?
Jason: I’d like that.
The Batkids are preparing a surprise birthday party for Bruce…
Dick: Okay, we don’t have much time. Bruce is in the bathroom and we all know how efficient he is in there.
Selina [to Bruce]: And all the other stuff aside, physically, you’re an amazing human being.
Selina: And all the other, other stuff aside, I actually do love you.
The thing about The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) is that it really is a satire of its comic book counterpart. It simplifies (and humorously so) a lot of deep canon concepts in the Batman universe that fans who intimately know the Batfamily can relate to and those who aren’t yet can appreciate nonetheless.
I mean, even this little scene right here? Robin being put on “time out” for disobeying Batman’s orders? And Dick being an enthusiastic Boy Wonder who’s grateful to Bruce for being a friend/father figure regardless of the drama that surrounds them? I think it playfully sums up much of their dynamic.