Bruce: “Die Hard” is the best hero movie of all time. One man heroically saving the day while every one else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.
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At a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: Oh, come on, really? I’m a few minutes late so you’re going to call me out in front of everyone?
Bruce: Good idea. Everyone? Gather around. So I can call out Jason in front of you.
Hal: Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?
Bruce: Yes.
Going through Jason’s case files…
Bruce: This folder is labelled “Undies, Dirty”.
Jason: So I won’t confuse it with “Undies, Clean”.
During Batman and Green Arrow’s days as “The Brave and the Bold”…
Oliver: I’d also like to apologize for my partner. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.
OLLIE, NO.
Red Hood’s noticeably fidgeting while on a stakeout with Batman…
Bruce: What’s wrong with you?
Jason: Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me!
Bruce trying to get sensitive information about a case from Dick…
Dick: I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use the Batcave to practice my dance moves. Second –
Bruce: How about this? If you tell me, I won’t have you suspended by Alfred without allowance.
Dick: Oh, that sounds great.
Clark: Tell me about Tim.
Bruce: Tim Drake is my best Robin. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.
Clark: That was very well put.
Bruce: I’ve talked a lot about Tim in League-mandated therapy sessions.
Jake: Boyle, I need to throw away this piece of paper and I can’t move my body.
Boyle: On it, Jakey, it’s show time. Here we go. I love this. We’re like Batman and Alfred.
Rosa: You’d rather be Alfred than Robin?
Boyle: He has access to the Bat Cave and, plus, he gets to drive all Batman’s girlfriends home and dish.
Jake: Doy.
From: BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
Bruce: Two coffees. Black for me, milk for you.
Tim: You remembered how I like it?
Bruce: Yes, with milk. It’s just one ingredient.
Tim: And you remembered it.
Don’t cry, Timmy.
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