Tag: bruce wayne
Bruce [to the rest of the Batfamily]: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.
Clark: Would you rather be feared or loved?
Bruce: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
You think my muscles are big? You haven’t seen my brain.
Batman, The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
One of the most accurate descriptions of Bruce. Ever.
Batman [on the Comm Link]: Jason, I know I may not say this very often –
Red Hood: Or ever.
Batman: Well, congratulations, you ruined it. But I’m still very proud of you.
Red Hood: Awww!
Batman: Hrrrn.
Red Hood, after being extracted by Green Lantern from a remote island as per Batman’s orders…
Jason: Well?! Being a vigilante makes you crazy! I mean what kind of job is that, where you get murdered and have to relive it over and over?! Hello, stress! Don’t even get me started on Bruce, I mean he –
Guy: He can be a steel-clad douchebag, I know. Why do you think I left the League?
Jason: Wh-? You were in the Justice League?!
Guy: Briefly, way back. Didn’t work out, because, ya know, your father…
Jason: Was impossible to please, right?
Guy: If you only knew…
Jason: What?
Guy: … how much your dad loves you! You would at least have the heart to go tell him you’re quitting in person.
Jason: Eesh. Rather get shot with a flare…
After being infected with Scarecrow’s fear toxin…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link with Batman and Alfred]: I didn’t run away from home! I’m a grown man! Whose 15-year-old self was murdered in front of his very eyes! So excuse me for needing some time to grieve!
The many deaths of Jason Todd…
A Death in the Family (1988) | Red Hood and the Outlaws #17 (2013) | Red Hood and the Outlaws #10 (2017)
In which Damian’s dimples still distract me.
Jason: And how the heck did you find me?
Bruce: I didn’t. The Justice League did.
Jason: Oh, and how are your new overlords?
Bruce: Oh, for the – They’re not – Look, think of it as more of a merger.
Jason: Ha!
Bruce: *while adding a Justice League sticker on the Batmobile windshield* Organizations change. They evolve. They grow. Unlike some people I know.
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