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Bruce [about Clark]: He makes me feel so small!

Alfred: Well, who cares what he thinks? You’re Batman! You’re a grown man!

Alfred: Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I’m going to be very disappointed in you. 

While on patrol…

Bruce: Still waiting, Red Robin.

Tim: It’s just, the target looks exactly like a friend of mine. It’s freaking me out.

Bruce: You have a friend… who’s just a silhouette?

Tim: Yes!

Get some sleep, Timmy.

At a Batfamily meeting…

Bruce: Family, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow.

Bruce: Stephanie, you can just write “I didn’t close any” on a piece of paper.

Steph: You got it.

After a Justice League meeting at the Watchtower…

Hal [to Barry]: Well, how do you know he’s even in a bad mood? It’s impossible to read that guy.

Bruce [Flashback, to Hal]: This is the most incompetent, worthless report I have ever read in my life. Get your act together, Lantern, or so help me, you won’t live to see the next crisis.

Hal: It’s like, what’s the guy thinking? You know?

At a Batfamily meeting…

Bruce: Something to share with the rest of us, Tim?

Tim: No, Bruce. I wasn’t – Jason was the one that was talking!

Jason: Man, you must’ve been the worst fourth grader ever.

Tim: Joke’s on you! I skipped fourth grade. 

Bruce trying to convince Jason to lay low for a while…

Bruce: No. I don’t think that’s what’s best for you or the team. Not until this blows over.

Jason: And how long will that be?

Bruce: Could be a week. Could be a month.

Jason: Could be a year. Could be a decade. Sorry, we were just saying bigger and bigger numbers.