Gossiping about Clark and Conner’s “situation”…

Diana: I really doubt that he’s just abandoning Conner… I mean, he’s his father!

Bruce: Diana, his exact words were, “I know I’m your father, but I’m abandoning you.”

*Bruce: *to himself* I love being Gotham’s protector.

Dick: I love you too, Bruce.

Bruce: Stop being weird.

Connor: You don’t like me because I’m not from here.

Bruce: This has nothing to do with you being an hybrid alien. This is about you taking advantage of my son like a sneaky hybrid alien!

Because Bruce is stealthy, even when he doesn’t mean to be…

Bruce: I have an idea.

Clark: *startled* Where did you come from???

Bruce: Clark, I’ve been walking next to you this entire time.

So you won’t kill, but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries.

Robin to Batman, after seeing his father pummel a prison guard, Injustice 2

[INJUSTICE 2] Pre-Battle Banter

Barry: You’ve gotta lighten up a little.

Bruce: What part of “Dark Knight” don’t you get?

Barry: See? That’s just what I’m talking about.

[INJUSTICE 2] * Pre-Battle Banter *

Barry: Hitting me won’t be easy.

Bruce: It’ll hurt just the same.

Barry: Couldn’t you be intimidated just this once?

Hal: Look at us. We’re fighting again.

Bruce: I don’t do it for my health.

Hal: Let’s hope not.

Hal: I fly, you don’t. I win.

Bruce: Think I haven’t planned for this?

Hal: One way to find out.

At a Wayne Foundation charity gala…

Selina: What sort of daily expenses does a billionaire vigilante incur?

Bruce: Batarangs?

Selina: Daily.

Bruce: Or, I don’t know, maybe a surf and turf dinner at the Iceberg Lounge?

Selina: Uh-huh?

Bruce: And then maybe a room upstairs at the East End Regal Hotel?

Selina: Uh-huh.

Bruce: And then, maybe…

Selina: *gets up to leave* I’m gonna leave you here. Between hope and despair.